, My nightmare Cow, I have done?

I hawkers in Llantwit Major to join my friends for a vegetarian lunch Cook pasta and lentils, and I took time to admire a glorious Welsh Black cow in an adjacent field, however, before my eyes, she began coughing, it was clear she could not breathe and then, as I had seen several times on accident, I opened his airway by drilling a hole in the throat and insert a tube biro into the hole to help him breathe, but it was not good, in less than a minute she was dead. I went home in tears .- I am so upset, but really what more I could do Thanks Tom, I'm relieved to have confirmed by a doctor as you fatty Cheers, I'll do that now Big beast, I'm vegetarian & course not had the energy for all form of sex except Tantric and watch it on TV.

I just heard a version quite different from that of the farmer, who discovered Price's Welsh Black Herd Star, in a state of trauma, lying on his side in his pasture Acre 12. He said he saw a guy naked, fat, in a "state excitement "(his words not mine) interfere with it, a sadistic surgically, which may or may not have had" romantic overtures " (and he should know) When the aforementioned nudy Puddlejumper realized he was being watched, he jumped on an old bicycle and pedaled away at a rapid pace, with his wrinkled old nadsack, swinging around like a ball sockful. The cow, when examined by a vetinarian, presented all Symptoms of "Date Rape", showing dangerously high levels of agricultural Clembuterol or "Moohypnol" as it is called, among those using these drugs harmful to lower inhibitions, and break the ice at meetings of the Young Farmers. Police have appealed for calm and trying to play the incident down as a harmless joke, that was almost horribly wrong. Now, I'm not saying the two incidents are related, but there is no smoke without fire as they say in the great rural Llantwit.

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